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Soft, lived-in long sleeve that feels like the kind of shirt dad reaches for on slow weekend mornings. The chest carries a low-key “Retired Teen Dad” crest while the back gently reads “Get a Fetcher Early, Get to Love Them a Little Longer” in warm, hand-lettered lettering. It’s breathable yet substantial cotton with a ribbed collar and taped shoulders so it keeps its shape and sits comfortably through yard chores, porch chats, and extra innings at the ballpark. Runs a touch small—choose one size up if you like room to layer. This isn’t showy. It’s the kind of shirt that becomes part of the daily rhythm: coffee, stories, and the small routines of retired parenthood.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with a thicker, vintage feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual
- Color-dependent fiber blends for some shades (Safety/Heather/Sport Grey variations)

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron